I think we need to hold an intervention for 2003's "Underworld" sequel, "Underworld: Evolution." Someone needs to sit this movie down and say, "Look, we get that you're dark, we get that you're ...
Until the pubescent hordes move on to something else, Underworld: Evolution (Sony) will remain the biggest movie on the planet, and so it shall be reckoned with. “Movie” may be a misnomer—it’s one ...