Drive faster, she screams as a cacophony of meepy noises, it's coming! I know, headstand lady, I know, comes my response from behind the wheel. We'd be safe if I hadn't botched one of the switchbacks ...

An old friend of mine called me yesterday. We used to race in Assetto Corsa against each other on the Nurburgring with DTM cars. He has been quite cold in recent years for reasons I don't understand.

I've been spending a lot of time on Reddit in recent months. And yesterday I spotted a funny photo of a skeleton "playing" on a sim rig. The title was "Assetto Corsa EVO V1.0 is finally out." I ...